Baseballs, bathrooms, boys

The bathroom do-over turned out to be a Grand Slam! Mr. D is so enthused about the results that now he wants to do our bathroom so it...

Howdy, Neighbor!

Mr. B: Lover of Humanity & Bringer of Bread and Neighborhood Gossip While I coached (read: "dragged, threatened and coerced"...

Bald Boy & Blue Belt

Green Girl's Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandma? I've descended from exceedingly hairy Germanic tribes--and pos...

Nothing Very Tragic

Mr. G--The Human Alarm Clock Mr. G has developed a baaaa-ad habit of waking up at 5:30 a.m. I'm simply not ready for him. He's cut...

Physics Lesson 101: Magnetix + Force = Mad Mommy

I have a central vac system and I loveitloveitloveit. All the dust, dirt, hairballs, random Lego toys and crumbs whisk away through the tub...

Must be a government-funded project

To the child who took a shower in my bathroom last night: The traces of your experiment on the chemistry and physics of bubbles totaled $66....

Mama Hates Malls

My spoiled youngest sister/niece depending on which end of the Jerry Springer Family Tree you're lookin' at wants gift cards to Holl...

Enviro-Girl Morphs to Metro-Girl

Tonight I leave for NYC and I've managed to make my weekend's needs fit into a carry on that complies with the TSA's 3-1-1 rules...